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[Game] How the (*@$%&! do I do that!?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by hegyak, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. hegyak

    hegyak Member

    Here's a game that was inspired by George Carlin's monologue, "Join the Book Club."
    Rules:
    Someone asks a question on how to do something. It can be anything non-sexual.
    The next user answers the question on how to do the above thing. The answer must be creative!
    Then the user asks how to do something.
    Do not ask sexual questions. You know what to do or your too young.

    My question:
    How do you Kill A Rat With An Oboe?
     
  2. evans123456

    evans123456 Well-Known Member

    You freeze the rat, then play an ultra-high supersonic note that breaks the ice and shatters the rat. easy.
     
  3. bhatooth

    bhatooth Well-Known Member

    how do you kill someone without blood?
     
  4. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    you either drown them, bury them alive, send them to space w/o a spacesuit, choke them, put them in an air-tight room...
    if i were to go on, that would just waste my day....-_-'
    all im saying is...
    there are many possiblilties
     
  5. kyranasa

    kyranasa Well-Known Member

    How do you punish you child?
     
  6. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    sissy way:
    make them face the wall until they apologize
    good way:
    have them not eat for a week
    hardcore way:
    put a rifle to their head and make them apologize/do what they were told to
     
  7. bhatooth

    bhatooth Well-Known Member

    how do you ask a girl for a date?
     
  8. Kyol

    Kyol Member

    You face the fact that you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and off yourself instead.
     
  9. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    how do you get an extra foot w/o sugery, or transmortation?
     
  10. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    By correctly spelling "transmutation" and praying to satan.
     
  11. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    i spelled transmortation because its morphing stuff.....

    how do i get 5 dollas?
     
  12. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Get a job-even odd chores for neibours(bad spelling) counts.
     
  13. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    ...how do i get a job lisience(in the usa)?
    wutt? how do i spell this?^
     
  14. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...I didn't know you needed one.

    I thought someone you know may have chores you could do-you are below legal working age...if america has simerlar rules to australia in terms of jobs.
     
  15. nikume101

    nikume101 Well-Known Member

    You spell it like this L-I-C-E-N-S-E


    How do you subtract an idiot from a collection of morons?
     
  16. gettajob0007

    gettajob0007 Well-Known Member

    you write a bunch of moron (the word) on a piece of paper and you write idiot once then cross it out

    How do you survive after jumping off a 3000m cliff
     
  17. nikume101

    nikume101 Well-Known Member

    Hold you breath during the fall... If you pass out, your unconscious and relax body will not be harmed...


    How do you forget forgetting?
     
  18. VIII....

    VIII.... Well-Known Member

    ride your bike into a firetruck while eating ice cream
     
  19. johncarl

    johncarl Well-Known Member

    how to ask a question without the question words ?
     
  20. kyranasa

    kyranasa Well-Known Member

    WRONG it spell like this .... L-I-C-E-N-S-E
    i don't understand what you saying johncarl ....