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OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by b00bage, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    ._.
     
  2. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    [Reider] http://i.imgur.com/WFu46.png
     <Akane> yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy
     [Reider] That sounds suspiciously like a blowjob
     <Akane> nooo D;
     <Mag`> lol
     <Akane> how rude
     <Mag`> nice reider
     <Mag`> anime pro
     <Mag`> lol
     <Littlekill> lolol
     
  3. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    That wasnt funny
     
  4. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Yeah, but it's still funnier than pretty much everything on the forum.

    So eat a dick shortstack.
     
  5. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    <tehuber1337> My friend showed me an app called Facesniffer or something
    <FemmeFatale> What's that do?
    <tehuber1337> It picks up wifi data from people using Facebook or Twitter or whatever
    <tehuber1337> And hijacks their session
    <FemmeFatale> lol
    <FemmeFatale> Have you used it yet?
    <tehuber1337> I think it needs a rooted phone
    <Fenrir> I have a rooted phone
    <tehuber1337> Besides, my nefarious plans are much larger in scale than some kid's social life
    <Fenrir> do you remember the name?
    <tehuber1337> You have a rooted mum
    <Fenrir> facesniffer doesn't bring anything up on the market
    <Fenrir> unless it's just an apk floating around somewhere
    <Stan> FaceNiff
    <tehuber1337> I don't think it'd be on the market
    <Stan> It's called FaceNiff
    <Fenrir> faceniff
    <Fenrir> yeah
    <tehuber1337> Is it?
    <Stan> http://faceniff.ponury.net/
    <Fenrir> is it bad that I'm considering using this
    <tehuber1337> What would you need it for
    <Fenrir> for when I'm in lecture and people are being dumb on facebook
    <Fenrir> I can hijack it and post pictures of penises
    <tehuber1337> You're not the hero they need right now
    <Fenrir> I'm the asshole they deserve
    <Petey> this guys a lil derp
    <Petey> only made roaches
    <Petey> lol
    <tehuber1337> I didn't know you could make roaches in BF3
    <Fenrir> you can
    <Fenrir> but you have to smoke them before the round ends
    <Fenrir> otherwise you lose them
    <tehuber1337> Oh okay
    
    Code:
    <facepoppies> have you guys ever noticed how in european porn the guy can just stick his dick into a girl's ass without any lubrication and it's fine?
    <Littlekill> nope
    <facepoppies> oh
    
     
  6. lewis9191

    lewis9191 Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    <Sarra> Who's paul hogan?
    <FacePoppies> the president of dundee
    <Lewis> hulks older brother
    
    <tehuber1337> <Sarra> Who's paul hogan?
    <tehuber1337> Really?
    <Sarra> Oh ok well then you won't have to worry
    <Sarra> Yep. Really.
    <Joben> who's paul hogan
    <Sarra> Some old man
    <tehuber1337> Hulk's older brother
     
  7. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    13:17	Akane	you have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe
    13:17	Seph	me too
    13:17	Bueurns	Not that I'm shallow enough to go on just tit size
    13:17	Seph	having sex with him would mean I indirectly touched Emma Watson
     
  8. dino340

    dino340 Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    <tehuber1336> Angsty kids being all edgy and dark
    <AdamC> hi
    <tehuber1336> Oh hi Adam
    <AdamC> you said something about angsty kids
    <AdamC> just wanted to
    <AdamC> rear my head
    <AdamC> since in 2 monthsish
    <AdamC> I wont be able to
    <tehuber1336> I was actually replying to something Bueurns said but then I realised that he'd already left
    <tehuber1336> Oh? Why's that?
    <AdamC> i'll be 18
    <AdamC> no longer a kid
    <AdamC> I'll be a man
    <tehuber1336> Hah
    <tehuber1336> Keep telling yourself that
    <AdamC>  okay
    <AdamC> let me give you perspective
    <AdamC> I've lived on my own and looked after myself
    <AdamC> I've tried the general 3, I.e. sex, drink and drugs
    <tehuber1336> ...Okay?
    <AdamC> SO I WILL BE
    <AdamC> A MAN
    <AdamC> OKAY!
    <tehuber1336> I can understand a conceptual link between your statements
    <tehuber1336> But there's no logical link
    <Fenrir> but but will you be as swift as the coursing river
    <Fenrir> with all the force of a great typhoon?
    <AdamC> no Fenrir
    <AdamC> for swift is bad
    <AdamC> I will be like a hurricane
    <Fenrir> then you won't be a man
    <AdamC> slow but devastating
    <tehuber1336> It's alright
    <tehuber1336> We'll make a man out of him
    <Dino> i almost dropped my 3ds from laughing so hard
    <AdamC> implying
    <Dino> i hate you guys...
    <AdamC> anyone on the internet
    <AdamC> is a man
    <Fenrir> I liked the part where he didn't get the reference
     
  9. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    <AdamC> dont use references that are older than me
    <Fenrir> but you're a man
    <AdamC> go die, pops
    <Fenrir> you should be getting that reference
    <Fenrir> not my fault you're uncultured
    <AdamC> nah, I get to create reference points
    <tehuber1336> It's not that old, is it?
    <Fenrir> which isn't a very manly trait
    <AdamC> as rite of passage
    <Fenrir> it's really not
    <Fenrir> it's like
    <AdamC> I dunno what it is
    <Fenrir> 98
    <AdamC> I was 4
    <AdamC> how would I
    <tehuber1336> Did you not have a childhood?
    <AdamC> I dont
    <AdamC> What?
    <Fenrir> it's still a classic
    <AdamC> Actually no! BUT ANOTHER STORY
    <AdamC> ANOTHER TIME
    <AdamC> (never)
    <Fenrir> that's like not getting a Clockwork Orange reference
    <AdamC> what the shit is
    <AdamC> clockwork orange
    <Fenrir> and complaining that you weren't alive back then so clearly you wouldn't know it
    <Fenrir> yeah pretty much
    <AdamC> fuck you
    <AdamC> I'll be in the future
    <AdamC> with jetpacks
    <AdamC> while you're dead.
    <Fenrir> you're pretty hostile
    <AdamC> of course
    <Fenrir> and I'm pretty sure aging will be slowed before the jetpacks
    <Fenrir> so I'll have one too
    <AdamC> Nope
    <tehuber1336> Wow, really? You don't know what Clockwork Orange is?
    <AdamC> the goverment would be dumb to slow aging
    <AdamC> I know it's a book
    <AdamC> I've just never read it
    <tehuber1336> There's a point where this needs to stop
    <Dino> http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=53759.new#new
    <Fenrir> AdamC: you mean extending the lives of taxpayers?
    <Fenrir> why would they do THAT?
    <Jonez> Hi there
    <AdamC> you mean overpopulating a country and putting a strain on the economy
    <AdamC> YOU'RE RIGHT! GENIUS MOVE
    <AdamC> HEY! AFRICA! YOU GOT IT RIGHT!
    <tehuber1336> Actually underpopulation is just as bad if not worse
    <tehuber1336> Since overpopulation at least means growth
    <Dino> also how do you now know what a clockwork orange is?
    <Dino> does the name stanly kubrik mean anything?
    <AdamC> not really
    <Dino> i was close in spelling Stanley Kubrick
    <Dino> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/
    <Dino> it
    <Dino> is
    <Fenrir> I also like how I just pulled the year Mulan was released out of my ass
    <Dino> even british you twat
    
     
  10. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    :) I guess I was right to let this happen :p
     
  11. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    what are you talking about?
     
  12. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    I just said hi and kept reading ;)
     
  13. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    /care :3
     
  14. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

    Code:
    10:03	Jonez	Hi all
    10:03	Jonez	somebody here?
    10:06	Dmac	nope
    10:06		*** Dmac quit (Quit: )
    10:06	Littlekill	nope
    10:06		*** Littlekill quit (Quit: )
    10:06	Jonez	Dmac, Littlekill
    10:06	Jonez	thanks ...?
    (I found this amusing :p)
     
  15. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Guess what's back gits gents?
     
  16. lewis9191

    lewis9191 Well-Known Member

    I want seph's babies. I'm now going to re-read the bit about bioshock and breaking the release date.
     
  17. FacePoppies

    FacePoppies Active Member

    So many happy IRC memories! Littlekill was a funny guy before he got arrested for that dead dog at the elementary school incident. :(
     
  18. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    RIP Littlekill.
     
  19. dino340

    dino340 Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <FacePoppies> you need to stop being so beta and show off your dragon shout
    <Reider> Next time that happens, go "fuck it, I'm a bear"
    <Littlekill> just pull out your penis
    <Reider> Problem solved
    <Littlekill> and be like, yeah, your move now
    <Littlekill> she will do a 360 and walk right out the door
    <Blitzen> I like all three of these responses
    <Blitzen> I love you guys
    <Blitzen> In a mostly non-homo way <3
    <Reider> Kinky
     
  20. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    sure is nice playing soem mario kart 7 with IRC peeps.