OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by b00bage, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <sarra> I don't have a story
    <sarra> too tired to make one up
    <Joben> i have one
    <Joben> there once was a hippo
    <Joben> he was fat
    <Joben> he put on some clothes
    <Joben> his name is Reider 
    <Joben> fat fucking faggot
    <Joben> goodnight
    * Joben has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
    <lk> good story
    
     
  2. Soluri

    Soluri Well-Known Member

    Hahaha
     
  3. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <Reider> I'll be dead by then so I won't give a shit
    <lk> from heart failure
    <lk> you're so fucking fat
    <Reider> Yeah, heart failure
    <Fenrir> lk will die from choking on a fat cock
    <lk> AT LEAST ILL DIE DOING WHAT I LOVE
    
     
  4. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <Elymasti> Looks like there's gonna be a fight between a bitch and somebody with a brain on the forums now.
    <lk> ooo
    <lk> link
    <Elymasti> http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=59219.msg1393892#msg1393892
    <Elymasti> Heh
    <lk> is the game in that thread any good
    <Elymasti> No idea
    <Elymasti> Haven't played it yet
    <Elymasti> I guess it's supposed to be a strategy RPG of some sort
    <lk> i dont know whos side im supposed to be on
    <lk> seems they just have a difference in opinion on formatting
    <Elymasti> Aeither is the anal one
    <lk> no
    <lk> no
    <lk> the format keeps it neat
    <lk> and tidy
    <Elymasti> Like, he reported one of my posts for linking jonezy boy's forum anal.
    <Elymasti> Because "This place is supposed to be private!"
    <lk> dont link to other forums
    <Elymasti> I love you lk
    <lk> you are breaking the rules!
    <lk> i know
    <Elymasti> I'm gonna shit on your chest
    <lk> no, but really
    <lk> sylar's thread
    <lk> feels messy
    <Elymasti> He said he'd fix it up
    <lk> tell him he needs to fix it now
    <lk> ill just incite anger
    <Elymasti> Pretty sure he doesn't even take you seriously anymore.
    <lk> im hungry
    <Elymasti> http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1569650
    <Elymasti> You can get mad about this instead.
    <lk> no
    <Elymasti> Do it
    <lk> why
    <lk> his name breaks the rules
    <Elymasti> I changed it to that
    <Elymasti> Fucking Bueurns
    <Dino> lol
    <Dino> rawr diablo servers won't let me sign in...
    <lk> good
    <Elymasti> Guess that's what you get for going with shitty Diablo
    <Dino> it's not shitty
    <lk> shoulda got torchlight 2 you shit head!
    <Dino> just overwhelmed with people trying to play it
    <lk> Reider
    <lk> this forum is fun
    <Elymasti> Sorry, pretty much obligated to call anything you touch shitty.
    <lk> hey
    <lk> where did his thread go
    <lk> uh oh
    <Elymasti> It's your dino thing
    <lk> hes not gonna be happy
    <Dino> k
    <Elymasti> You turn everything to shit and such
    <lk> yeah
    <lk> i get it Reider
    <Elymasti> I still like you though
    <Elymasti> You piece of shit
    <lk> the butthurt is strong in this one
    <Elymasti> Which forum?
    <Elymasti> I blew that extra one up
    <Elymasti> He fixed the formatting
    <Elymasti> So now I don't give a shit
    <lk> reported
    <lk> where did my post go
    <lk> fuck you
    <Elymasti> You would
    <lk> you a son of a bitch
    <Elymasti> Yet you always talk about how you sleep with that bitch
    
     
  5. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

     
  6. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Code:
    20:36	Elymasti	OH YEAH E3 IS SO GREAT
    20:36	lk	        fuck you
    20:36	Elymasti	But, but
    20:36	Elymasti	We found goats for you...
    20:37		*** Standroid joined #romulation
    20:37	lk	        your fascination with goats is weird
    20:37	lk	        faggot
    20:37	Standroid	wow
    20:37	Standroid	rude
    20:37	Elymasti	hahahaha
    20:37	Standroid	I think goats are cool
    20:38	Elymasti	That made me laugh harder than it should have.
    
     
  7. dino340

    dino340 Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <lk> i have to poop
    <daedalus> you're face is gay
    <Elymasti> *your
    <lk> YOU ARE FACE IS GAY
    <Dino> lol
    <daedalus> it's still gay
    <daedalus> regardless
    <lk> he is saying you are facepoppies
    <lk> and your face is gay
    <daedalus> !
    <Dino> be nice to FacePoppies 
    <Dino> he's dealing with his gayness in his own way
    <Elymasti> He puts up with a lot of shit.
    <Elymasti> On his dick
    <daedalus> oooooooo
    <daedalus> lol
    <Dino> yeah he sure puts up with a lot of assholes
    <lk> ewww
    <lk> but sex
    <lk> you could say
    <lk> hes a FAGGOT
    <lk> am i doing it right
    <Dino> no
     
  8. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Code:
    <FacePoppies> last night I had a dream where I was hardcore making out with this sexy older woman who I think was like a goddess or something
     <Soluri> That should be totally ookaaay
     <lk> oh well then its legal
     <FacePoppies> so I start going down on her, right?
     <Soluri> Yeah, that's what I thought.
     [Reider] And she has dick
     <Primus> hah hah
     <FacePoppies> and then, in my dream, I woke up and I was licking a pillow, and I was like WHAT THE HELL?!
     <FacePoppies> and then I woke up for real
     <Soluri> Hahaha
     <FacePoppies> so I had a dream about having a dream about going down on a woman
     <Primus> that would be one dry vagoo
     <FacePoppies> I can't even get any in my dreams
     <lk> lol
     <FacePoppies> we should keep talking so that little story isn't just floating there
     <Primus> someone +m the channel quick!
     
  9. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    I'm surprised that wasn't Dino. That last bit is something I expect from him. :p
     
  10. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <lk> actual hair
    <lk> on the top of the human body
    <lk> what kind do you prefer
    <Sarra> on guys? not too short, not too long
    <Sarra> idk
    <Sarra> what about you?
    <lk> i prefer men with with short hair
    
    Code:
    <Dino> i'm curious as to what'd happen if i got cedric
    <Dino> because he hates me
    <Fenrir> lol
    <Dino> for no real reason
    <Fenrir> you're his competition for being the awkward guy that hits on girls
    <Fenrir> of course he hates you
    <Dino> i'm so much better than him at it
    
    Code:
    <lk> internet is boring
    <Reider> Go do something else then.
    <Fenrir> haha Reider you're funny
    <Reider> Funny haha or funny go die in a fire you fucking faggot?
    <Fenrir> yes
    <Reider> Great
    
     
  11. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Shameless post so there's no need for editing.
     
  12. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Code:
    21:35	Primus	I smoke while pouring gas
    21:35	Primus	its open flame that causes it to blow
    21:35	Primus	myth busters proved it
    21:35	Dino	still
    21:36	Primus	still prolly dumb though
    21:36	lk	lol
    21:36	Dino	dropping a cherry in wouldn't be good either
    21:36	lk	i like to pump the gas into my mouth
    21:36	lk	then into the tank
    21:36	lk	through urination
    21:36	Primus	lol
    21:36	Primus	at the same time
    21:37		*** Standroid joined #romulation
    21:38	Primus	for extra fun do it backwards
    21:39	lk	into the anus and out the mouth
    21:39	lk	i do a handstand while doing it at the gas station
    21:39	lk	i put on quite the show
    21:39	lk	the police wont taze me either cause they're worried about fire
    21:40	Primus	you win, I have nothing I can add to that mental image
    
     
  13. dino340

    dino340 Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <Sarra> time for porn
     
  14. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    I knew it.
     
  15. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    ooooold
     
  16. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    wat.

    OH, I SEE NOW!

    Women never seem to understand the importance of Bacon
     
  17. dino340

    dino340 Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <iLawr> Funny that Dino is taller than all of his friends because all of his friends are vastly taller than me
    <iLawr> I will be 5'3" or 4" for the rest of my miserable life
    <Dino> wow
    <Dino> you short
    <Dmac> lol shit tier height
    <Sarra> how tall are you dino
    <Dino> 6'1"
    <iLawr> Yeah dino
    <iLawr> I'm in the middle of both threshholds
    <iLawr> Not too short for special attention and not tall enough to get any girls 
    <littlekill> Lawr
    <littlekill> you and me bro
    <littlekill> are the same height
    <Lawr> wait wtf
    <Lawr> Why am I on my phone
    * iLawr has quit (Client exited)
    <Dino> lol
    <Lawr> Yeah I'm not short enough for special attention but not tall enough for females to take me seriously
     
  18. Magoran

    Magoran Well-Known Member

    Code:
    * silkshot has quit (Quit: <censored> YOU WANKERS!)
    <Gus> he likes us
    <gaynorvader> i think so
    
     
  19. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    I miss Gus.
     
  20. slikshot

    slikshot New Member

    I most certainly do. :D
     

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