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Poor LK

 

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<Joben> i have no idea
<Joben> i'm filipino
<Joben> we're too dumb to know anything why would you ask me that

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<Stan> oh littlekill
<Stan> How i'd lick you
<Stan> how i'd smell you
<Stan> how I'd gobble you up
<Stan> oh wait he's not here
<Stan> fuck
* Anbu points
* Anbu laughs

 

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<Petey> ok
<Petey> signs that i'm losing control
<Petey> just spent $200 on kit kat bars

 

inb4hemakescookieswiththose

 

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<CannonFodda> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RapeLay yfw THIS is a game
<Fantastein> Yup
<Fantastein> Played it
<Fantastein> Gameplay is awful
<Fantastein> Or rather, the controls are awful
<Fantastein> Fun game though, if a little limited
<Fantastein> ...I responded to that way too casually >_>
<CannonFodda> ...oh god what
<Petey> jesus christ
<Petey> it's 93 in my bedroom

 

Heard of that one, actually.

 

do we still have an IRC?

 

Yep. Still same place too.

 

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<Fenrir> wow
<Fenrir> calling Dino
<Fenrir> forgot who I was calling halfway through
<gv> give me some free iron and lumber?
<Fenrir> almost went "hey honey" on his voicemail
<littlekill> lol
<gv> why didn't you fennie baby?
<Fenrir> because he's not my honey
<Fenrir> he's my sweetheart
<gv> ah
<Fenrir> I don't want to confuse him
<gv> lord knows he's confused enough as it is
<Blitzen> Wait so who is your honey
<littlekill> you
<Blitzen> I just want to get this clear
<Fenrir> you're my honey
<Blitzen> <3
<Blitzen> you fucking faggot <3
<Fenrir> actually
<littlekill> blitzen
<Fenrir> Laura's my honey
<littlekill> how long till you hit belgium
<gv> Blitzen sure loves his faggots
<Fenrir> Blitzen you're something else
<Blitzen> Damn right I'm something else
<Fenrir> you're my angel
<Fenrir> you're my darling, baby
<Blitzen> Wow
<Blitzen> That's pretty gay
<gv> Who's your baby doll?
<Fenrir> nobody because I'm not a faggot
<gv> Good.

 

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<Dino> i'm taking my laptop apart
<Fenrir> why
<Dino> i swapped my ram
<Dino> into the other slot
<Dino> and the ram that was in that slot
<Dino> into the other one
<venom> That's hardly "apart".
<Dino> i also took the HDD out and put it back
<Fenrir> "I took the oven apart.  I moved the bottom rack up one slot, and the top rack to the very bottom"
<Fenrir> "also while I was doing this I took out the pizza rock"
<Fenrir> "and then put it back on the middle rack when I was done"

 

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<Blitzen> I don't give a shit
<~Seph> Blitzen: My stuff is way too hardcore for you.
<Blitzen> Bitch please
<~Seph> I only do 8-year-old boys these days.
<Blitzen> <Blitzen> I need futa twins with 6 foot cocks violating each other
<Blitzen> <Blitzen> And that's just a warmup
<Blitzen> You are smalltime

 

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* Xenirina ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: <censored> the lot of you.)

Well I laughed.
Post Merge: [time]1359459790[/time]

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<Blitzen> We were at him this morning to ask this girl out for a drink
<Blitzen> and he was very noncommital
<Omega_2> lol, really?
<Omega_2> oh, ffs
<Blitzen> and it's like
<Blitzen> DUDE
<Blitzen> HOW DIFFICULT IS IT
<Blitzen> IN CLASS
<Blitzen> "Hey wanna go grab a drink tonight?"
<Omega_2> "Here's the keys to my car, there's all what you need in the glove compartment."
<Fenrir> "All I see in here is duct tape and chloroform"
<Blitzen> "Exactly."
<Omega_2> I think that sums up how much help he's gotten from this channel
<Blitzen> No, knowing him
<Fenrir> man
<Blitzen> He'll talk to this girl
<Fenrir> I talk about this shit with him in person
<Fenrir> all the fucking time
<Fenrir> I tell him he should go almost die
<Fenrir> it helps
<Blitzen> And she'll friendzone him and he'll go hom with the chloroform in his pocket
<Omega_2> "...how the fuck did you get taped to the car?"
<Blitzen> "she chloroformed me first"
<Fenrir> "she leave her number on you?"
<Fenrir> "yeah but I'm not sure she's into me"
<Blitzen> "No she just told me she only liked me as a friend"
<Omega_2> "You know...the chloroform I left in the glove compartment isn't enough to knock out a guy."
<Fenrir> "how so?"
<Fenrir> "how did she say she only liked you as a friend"
<Fenrir> "I dunno she said she wanted to be my fucking buddy or something"
<Blitzen> dammit he's not even here and I'm getting mad at him

 

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* Deph0 ([email protected]) has joined #romulation
<tehuber1337> Hidden modifiers, I'm telling you
<tehuber1337> Nazis do extra damage
<tehuber1337> Triple against Poland
* Deph0 has quit (Quit: Bye!)

 

Hmm....maybe I...nah, I'm not that bad.

 

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<littlekill> what is vampire weekend
<Joben> a band
<littlekill> well
<littlekill> i figured that
<Joben> also a weekend that happens once a year
<Joben> where everyone dresses up as vampires

 

It'd be even better if we did it tomorrow, since I have the day off from work.

 

YOLO.. Plz don't ban meh i just wanted to say that this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!! and yea DONT BAN MEH PLZ

 

No ones gonna ban you lol but keep this up and revive every dead topic and you will certainly piss of the mods

 

Could we revive the IRC Tutorial, please? The page is missing, but it swears it was there a moment ago.