Spam Thread Mk. IV

The only thing I see from LK is whatever his gf/fiancee? posts on facebook x:

 

I'll always donate when it comes to beards or staches. Don't bother me about curing whatever.

 

My beard is getting thick now, the cheeks have filled out nicely. I'll update soon.

In other news my training is going pretty fucking awfully, I'm picking up little injuries all the time. Maybe I'm too old for this shit.

 

Sorry for the delay msg fans, here's a beardy update! If you can donate a dollar then fantastic, if not check your balls for lumps, if you don't have balls then check somebody else's balls. Remember it's all about raising awareness just as much as it is about raising money.


Here's whats happened in the last 2 weeks just in the UK:

180 men have killed themselves in the UK since the 1st Movember
415 men have died from prostate cancer
88 young men's lives have been changed after being diagnosed with testicular cancer

Grow a mo, save a bro.

EDIT: You can see my Neanderthal brow a little on that pic, the light catches it just right. You should see a pic of me from the side when I push my broken nose against my face, I have pure Neanderthal genes I'm telling ya.

2nd EDIT: I KNEW I had a pic somewhere. The date say's 2011, my nose is actually a bit more to one side these days.


Calm down ladies, I'm married.

 

In other news, I just shaved today.

 

Booo! Hiss!

 

My face is disgustingly itchy right now. Good thing I don't have any friends so I can just shave it all off without anyone noticing.

 

Figured I'd let you carry for the team.

Well, that and I really like the feeling from shaving.

 

I don't get that itchy feeling. I do get woken up a lot with my tash tickling my nose though.

I hate shaving, it's the worst chore.

 

I like doing it myself.

Different strokes I suppose.

 

We probably have different hair types or maybe you use beard oil? My beard's sort of whisker-like so there's not really anything I can do about it being itchy, although I wouldn't spend my money on anything like that anyway.

 

Maybe, yeah. My beard is really coarse, if I try to use those razors with multiple blades and wires they just clog up instantly, the only cheap way I've found to shave is to use those cheap Bic razors with just two blades, or an electric shaver.

I wonder if all ginger beards are like that? Or maybe it's hair type and nothing to do with the colour. I have really thick wavy/curly hair too.

 

Sad news beard fans. I have a job interview next week so the beard will have to come off early.

 

Yeah, only 40+ year old men have a tash

 

Going to NYC for an entire month. Fuckin weird.

 

Going to Ecuador for 6 months. I win.

 

Going into nothingness for the rest of my life. Beaten..