Wish spoler game

Granted, but Mike Tyson was still hungry.

I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted, but your wish is not for your personal gain.

I wish today it rains diamond, gold and money....

 

GRANTED!! hundreds of people die from falling bricks of gold.

you are one of them.

i wish that my cat would stop hacking up hair balls. little bastard.

 

Granted, but you are now addicted to hair ball.....you just cant leave without eating one.

i wish US have less crappy voice actor.

 

granted. as much as it pains me i must corrupt your wish......*sigh* japan stops making anime.

i wish that l33t was wiped off of the face of the universe.

 

granted, now everyone says L33T

i wish my dog stopped talking, i hadn't burnt up, and that i had some of that cheesecake from earliar this topic

 

granted, but now every object(shoes, pant, shirt, gaming console..ect ect) that you own will start talking.

I wish DS have more action game.

 

granted, gears of wars, halo 3, and many other superb action games are released for DS, but a new system come out that blows BD to oblivion.

i wish I knew the next poster to go over his/her house and stab him/her in the eyes before it corrupts my real wish which will remind a secret to protect it from corruption. ;D (./ victory dance)

 

granted. but then an even more pointless, annoying game started up in its place.

i wish that yellow wasn't a color.

 

Granted, but now your color blind

I wish there was no High School Musical

 

granted, but there is Junior School Musical which is 500% worse then High School Musical.

i wish our sun will have unlimited fuel to burn.

 

Granted, but it blew up and destroyed everyone and everything.

I wish I had a custom title

 

granted, but all titiles now have secrit codeings in them that hipno tize u into eating ur own 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 $ computer


i wish humans didnt dominate the world and that the Warrior cats exitizit and i was a lengendary leader among them.

Now what would u think of......... :-\

 

granted. you are killed in the cat dog wars.

i wish i had a golden john.

 

Granted . But then somebody comes into your house with a flamethrower and melts it .

I wish i didnt pick such a stupid name ...

 

granted. now you are robbert9009.

i wish i had jewels for eyes.

 

granted, but now you can't see, your brain is pierced by the jewels, your dog bit your crotch because you didn't see him and you died of pain... so much evil...
i wish i have a 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 USD laptop and this wish couldn't be spoiled...

 

Granted . But then someone gets a more expensive laptop

I wish heaven or hell mode on DMC 3 was a bit harder...

 

granted, but then you freacked out because you were losing all the time and you broke your console, your controller, your tv and suicided...
i wish i have a wish...

 

granted, but i misinterpreted your words and thought that you said, "i wish spoony had a wish."

i wish paper cuts were lethal.