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<Winterreise> I still want to write a script :(
<&loonylion> to do what?
<NeoXStriker> Hey Loonylion.
<Winterreise> To make me say something whenever someone says my name
<Megiddo`SG> that's quite abusable
<&loonylion> winterr: you might be able to manage a teletubbies script if you try REALLY hard :)
<Winterreise> ...
<@Reider> in short, don't do it.
<Winterreise> But I want to 8-)
<@Reider> you want to put your penis in someone's mouth?
<Winterreise> =/
* @Reider backs away
<Winterreise> oh
<Winterreise> UGH
<NeoXStriker> Gratz Winter, you might be gay.
<&loonylion> I think we've already established he is
<&loonylion> anyone seen how he keeps going after poor ricky?
<~Seph> better write the review of the month news post
<NeoXStriker> I have not.
<Winterreise> lol.
<Winterreise> ricky!?
<&loonylion> winterr: ricky isn't interested in you
<NeoXStriker> Oh crap, I see it now.
<&loonylion> no matter how good looking you may think you are

winterr just doesn't learn

 

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[01:39] <Void> By the way, were you asking what I do?
[01:39] <~Seph> sure
[01:39] <Void> If so, let's just keep this clean (or not so much) and simple - masturbate.
[01:41] <~Seph> for 3-5 hours?
[01:41] <~Seph> impressive stamina
[01:41] <~Seph> I can usually only manage 2 hours in a session
[01:42] <Void> Hah
[01:42] <Void> Back to Hadouken! though, I <3'd "Not Here To Please You" ep much more than MFAAC
[01:42] <@Reider> Void managed to do it 9 times before.
[01:42] <Void> lulz
06[01:42] * ~Seph is now listening to: Cage The Elephant - In One Ear (4:01)
[01:43] <~Seph> I actually like these guys better
06[01:43] * Void is listening to "Totem On The Timeline" - Klaxons
[01:44] <~Seph> Void you know Cage The Elephant?
[01:44] <@Reider> your wife?
[01:44] <Void> I don't
[01:44] <@Reider> alright, that was bad
02[01:44] * smtkr ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: leaving)
[01:44] <@Reider> fuck the timing.
[01:45] <~Seph> Reider: I'm not married, but my girlfriend isn't an elephant, she's more of a whale
[01:45] <@Reider> Is she one of those whales I'd like to stick 40 crates of dynamite under in order to get her off my beach?
[01:46] <~Seph> she's one of those whales where you go "where the fuck is my beach?"
[01:46] <@Reider> So, I'm assuming she's rich?
[01:47] <Void> aahahahah
[01:47] <@Reider> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y <--- relevant to this discussion.
[01:47] <~Seph> Reider: nope =/
[01:48] <~Seph> even worse she's imaginary
[01:48] <@Reider> damn, that sucks.
[01:48] <~Seph> even in my fantasy world I can't even get anything more than a whale =/
[01:48] <@Reider> When the imagination gets too big, scary things happen =/
[01:50] <~Seph> yeah, I had to upgrade my imagination because the bitch got so big she almost broke out of the space and became real
[01:50] <~Seph> and I didn't feel like commiting suicide so I had to do an emergency repair
[01:50] <@Reider> upgrades are so expensive these days though...
[01:51] <~Seph> I was willing to pay a part of my soul to not have her destroy my house
[01:52] <@Reider> You still had some soul left to give?
[01:53] <@Reider> I'm almost envious.
[01:53] <~Seph> I found a soul regenerator on a quest I did some time ago
[01:53] <~Seph> it can generate 1% of your soul back every week
[01:53] <@Reider> they make those things?
01[01:53] <&loonylion> reider: you don't have a soul either?
[01:53] <@Reider> I should totally get one.
[01:54] <~Seph> nah, it was some ancient contraception made by the greeks
01[01:54] <&loonylion> damn, no heart or soul...
[01:54] <@Reider> loony: the chans took it back in the day.
[01:54] <~Seph> you need a soul for it to build on
[01:54] <~Seph> it can regenerate, not create
[01:54] <@Reider> Well, I guess I'm pretty fucked then.
01[01:54] <&loonylion> reider: did you get a good price for it?
[01:54] <@Reider> I got to watch some camwhore take her clothes off.
01[01:54] <&loonylion> thats it?
[01:55] <@Reider> then ridiculed her for being ugly.
[01:55] <Void> lulz.
01[01:55] <&loonylion> ah, not too bad then
[01:55] <~Seph> I've sacrificed many souls parts for that purpose as well
[01:55] <~Seph> it was worth every week of regeneration

IRC is awesome ;D

 

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<nomercy> ok, let's grab those last two comments totally out of context:
<nomercy> [23:50] <loonylion> but nomercy is an awesome guy :)
<nomercy> [23:50] <HaiFire> im NOT
<nomercy> :D

Xile doing a self-own

 

Obviously he's lying... Even if I had been bawling over some emotional chick flick then I wouldn't have told anyone... in fact, the only case where I'd tell someone was if I wasn't doing that. And the last one is totally out of context.

 

No, the first step is reflection.

 

* I. Reflection
* II. Restoration
* III. Revelation
* IV. Reflections of Reality (Revisited)
* V. Release
* VI. Ready
* VII. Remove
* VIII. Regret
* IX. Restitution

 

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<SplinterOfChaos> Well, I beat you with my gigantic penis.
<SplinterOfChaos> Ha!
<loonylion> don't talk about big penises when seph is in the room
<loonylion> he might be... interested
<Seph> WANNER SEE MINE!?
<SplinterOfChaos> And give you a chance to prove me wrong?
<SplinterOfChaos> Fuck no!
<Seph> you might need to increase your resolution though
<Seph> especially if you only run 1280x1024 cause I've only shrunk the image to 25% it's normalt size