Wish spoler game

This was done by a friend, U make a wish and someone has to spoil it. Like this: I wish I have 50 dollars and then you say Granted! But the money is a fake! Have fun! I'll start it, I wish I have a new DS Lite...

 

If you're talking about what I think you are, you mean that the poster below you is supposed to "corrupt" your wish, and then he/she is supposed to make a wish that the poster after him/her is supposed to "corrupt"

In other words, Loony forgot to make a wish for my corrupting pleasure.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

Wish granted but then the PS3 suddenly becomes awsome.

I wish for a shiny new penny

 

Granted! But I cut it in halve! I wish I know how to download games to my M3 DS Simply... (I made the topic about that so if you know how to download games to it and play it on the DS, please post it there! Thnx)

 

Granted, but i also turn you into batman!
I wish i could be as awesome as Godzilla, Batman, Shaquille,
Aaron carter, Abraham lincoln, Optimus Prime,
Jackie Chan, Indiana jones, superman,

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan When they came out of nowhere lightning fast,

And kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass.

 

Granted, but Chuck Norris kicked your ass anyways just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

I wish I had a shot of vodka right now.

 

Granted! But it just turned out to be rat piss...

I wish I'd passed my Physics course in first year...

 

Granted! but instead of Physics it was Philosophy.

I wish i had a big ninja sword ;D

 

Granted! But you have no arms to weild it.

I wish Rune Factory would be released...

 

granted, but it turned out to be a bad dump and you have to wait even longer.

I wish I had a higher paying job.

 

Granted. But you have to work for the rest of eternity
I wish i can draw better

 

granted, you can draw amazing pictures of staples, but you are horrible at drawing everytghing else.

i wish that my wish is uncorruptable. ( ha, beat that! )

 

granted, however since your wish was uncorruptable you became obsessed with Michael Jackson and went to one of his concerts where he raped you in the butt.
i wish i could have the 3rd installment of the phoenix wright series.

 

Granted, except Phoenix Wright himself jumps out of the ds and sues you for copyright infringement


I wish that school didn't have to come so soon

 

Granted, but you end up having to go to school a year longer.

I wish the legal drinking age in the US was lowered.

 

granted. But you died crashing into a drunk driver before you got to drink
I wish i have a Nissan 240 sx that's completely in mint condition, can be well driven, won't ever cause harm to me, and is invincible

 

Granted, but I removed all of the roads on the earth as well as your driving skills and your memory about driving lessons.

I wish my room's carpet would dry out and my damn cold would disappear.

 

Granted, but than you realize you don't have any walls and are growing tentacles out of your eyes.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate chip cheese cake with homemade whipped topping and a darn good cup of coffee to go with it. ^_^

 

Your wish is granted, but by mixing the contents of your cake and coffe in your stomach, a chemical reaction occurs causing your stomach to explode D:

I wish it wasn't so cloudy today